Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Lantern Jokes More Lantern Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!