Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country