Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.