Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!