Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head