Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.