Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)