Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !