What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise