What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.