Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)