Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)