Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)