What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.