What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner