What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner