What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)