A snowfake.
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
Presence
cancer
A nervous wreck.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
With a witchwatch.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
There were too many vets.
tenish.
They shake hands.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
