Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.