Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.