Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.