Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do you call a Latino on a trick bike?

A BMXican.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue