Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.