Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Rubber Band Jokes More Rubber Band Jokes

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.