100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
I don't know, you tell me.
Afroturf.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
He was a blacksmith
Dev Patel.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.