He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
How many do you want?
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Hella
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Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
For the watch
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
