How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Domi does not know....

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Any 4 numbers in a row."

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Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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My mother.

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He was already suspended.

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9gag

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1 sleep until Christmas.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!