How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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