How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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