How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Whinny wants to!

How do you know?

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."