How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.