What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Bison"

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One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.