What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.