What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one