What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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per

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.