Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Hide n' seek
Dude,I already did my time.
Their balls are just for decoration.
He'll re-possess it
I forgot to wet the soap.
edit: i forgot to say please.
The cold never bothered them anyway......
A couple of weeks