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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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She forgot to use Spell Check.

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.