Forgot Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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