What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.