What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...