What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.