What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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A buck an ear

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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