What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird