How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar