How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.