How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.