What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.