What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.