What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*