What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.