What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language