When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Handsome Man Jokes More Handsome Man Jokes

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes