What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.