What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.