What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.