What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."