What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

50 Buck Jokes More 50 Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."