What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."