What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there