What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.