What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month