What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.