What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

see you next month.

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.