What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.