What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !