What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.