What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.