What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.