What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"