What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Previous Random Joke Next
Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.