What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."