Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.