Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.