Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs