Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.