Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.