Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.