Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.