Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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By her suntan !

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When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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