Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.