Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.