They want to look like their mothers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So they know where to stop shaving.
gnocchi
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
A mute. Sorry if repost.
Forgetti Bolognese.
A stutterer.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Nothing
Plant its nuts.
Because their stalks are always growing.
because he has gnocchi
repost
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
That rig a Tonys.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
In the spaghetto
Through the Electoral College.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.