They want to look like their mothers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So they know where to stop shaving.
gnocchi
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
A mute. Sorry if repost.
Forgetti Bolognese.
A stutterer.
Strippers don't rig their polls.
Rigged, for her pleasure."
Geometry
Thunderstorms
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
I'm stuffed."
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Pickles
Dementia
Shakespeare (say it out loud)
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Ja-scusi.
a spaghetto.
Speech impaired.
Bob.