They want to look like their mothers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So they know where to stop shaving.
gnocchi
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
A mute. Sorry if repost.
Forgetti Bolognese.
A stutterer.
Gnocchi.
He had Gnocchi.
Tie up their hands.
Nothing
Sheik Shake
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Strippers don't rig their polls.
Through the Electoral College.
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
You start with a large one.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
For identification.
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
Reposts are allowed.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
