Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubberto