Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
By how often he ripostes.
OC
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Everywhere else.
a Snapping Turtle
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!