Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
To the PAO Camp.
Tips waitress*
About four.
Cause it's an all mail business.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.