People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Just order them without liver."
A poultry-geist.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
We saw that same joke two days ago
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
I dunno, I just repost them.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
We were thankful.
People who post the joke intro twice.
Nevermind.