Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.