What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.