What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside