What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.