What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.