What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.