What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.