What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Phil Ming

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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Rover Flows Out Of You.