What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.