What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene