What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.