a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
because you can never be too careful.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
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He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Because 8 nined 10.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
A crew.
Octopussies.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
One hobbyte.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
A Hobbyte