Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!