Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!