Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.