Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.