Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu