What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD