What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.