What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.