What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.