What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.