Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
Because they were still considered monkeys.
They're not black, and they're not people!
Trick question, they can't change anything.
None that's a hardware problem
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because there are eyes everywhere!
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Nothing!
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
