How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.