How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.