Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.