Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free