Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days