Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.