Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.