Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

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None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why have all the immigrants left?

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What's ten inches long and white?

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

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China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !