Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
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Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
A plane
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Because they were Wright.
They were very impressed!
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
He seems alt-right!
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
They ate all the dinosaurs
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
When the big hand touched the little hand
They go fission.
A United States citizen
we have the Iron Giant
A pirate.
Because he was a slice of bread