What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)