What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook