Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

Berlin Jokes More Berlin Jokes

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...