Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.