Berlin Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.