Berlin Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Berlin Wall Jokes More Berlin Wall Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears