Berlin Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.