Reich Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Biggie Smalls Jokes More Biggie Smalls Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Gta Jokes More Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.