If you have a star, you are getting chased.
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One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
To get to the Reich side
Post-Imprussianist.
You have to take the Third Reich.
A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Weak back.
A rocking Cher.
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
Germany
The gas bill was too high.
NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
None. We pay a German to do it.
He took the chicken's job.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
To get to the same side.
No guts.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
A clothes hanger.
Ricesis
