Reich Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!