Reich Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Biggie Smalls Jokes More Biggie Smalls Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Style Jokes More Style Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."