Auschwitz Jokes

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

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How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

What is the most successful hotel?

Auschwitz, 6 million stars.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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You shall not gas!"

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Stupid, filthy habitses!

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