What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.