What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.