What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..