What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..